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[Oct. 8th, 2006|08:09 pm]
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TAKILA0504 (6:03:33 PM): Race: hey
PolarSnuggles (6:03:36 PM): Spot: yo
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:03:46 PM): Mush: I'm here!
PolarSnuggles (6:04:02 PM): Spot: About damn time, Meyers.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:04:19 PM): Mush: Leave me alone, I was making a sandwich.
TAKILA0504 (6:04:38 PM): Race: Sure, that's what they all say
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:05:00 PM): Mush: Race, shut up and go eat some lasagna.
PolarSnuggles (6:05:10 PM): Spot: Heh heh, stereotypes. Go steal a bike, Mush.
TAKILA0504 (6:05:20 PM): Race: You really think David is going after Denton?
PolarSnuggles (6:05:33 PM): Spot: I know David is going after Denton.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:05:55 PM): Mush: I wish somebody would go after me.
PolarSnuggles (6:06:05 PM): Spot: Weeeeellll...*sidles*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:06:29 PM): Mush: Ha! I knew you had jungle fever!
TAKILA0504 (6:06:33 PM): Race: Hey you, get back here!
PolarSnuggles (6:06:40 PM): Spot: Oh, yes. I want to bone Taye Diggs for seriously.
TAKILA0504 (6:07:01 PM): Race: He's already taken, dorkwad.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:07:15 PM): Mush: Besides, he's like the Antichrist, I swear.
PolarSnuggles (6:07:26 PM): Spot: Psh, says you. Wait...am I the Antichrist or Taye Diggs?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:07:43 PM): Mush: Neither, you just have jungle fever.
TAKILA0504 (6:08:05 PM): Race: Just make sure not to bark up the wrong tree, Spotty.
PolarSnuggles (6:08:23 PM): Spot: Wait...what? Are you calling me a dog?!
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:08:26 PM): Mush: What's that s'posed to mean, Race?
TAKILA0504 (6:09:24 PM): Race: It means he should be careful who he goes after. And no, I'm not calling you a dog. If I was calling you a dog, I'd call you something like "Shadow" or "Buddy"
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:09:48 PM): Mush: Are you saying there's something wrong with me, Race?
PolarSnuggles (6:10:00 PM): Spot: You called me 'Spotty'. That's a dog's name, you douche!*pouts*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:10:25 PM): Mush: Uh, Spot's a dog's name, too. As in, 'see Spot run.'
TAKILA0504 (6:10:40 PM): Race: Easy, guys. I'm just pissed about this damn detention.
PolarSnuggles (6:10:58 PM): Spot: Yeah, with Denton the pedo.
TAKILA0504 (6:11:17 PM): Race: Please, don't remind me. Want to go in my place?
PolarSnuggles (6:11:30 PM): Spot: And get molested? No.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:11:38 PM): Mush: I bet you could convince David to.
TAKILA0504 (6:12:09 PM): Race: I wouldn't have to convince David. I'd just tell him that Denton needed to screw him after school.
PolarSnuggles (6:12:23 PM): Spot: Yeah, David's too much of a goody two-shoes for a detention.
TAKILA0504 (6:12:35 PM): Race: Maybe Jack'd go.
PolarSnuggles (6:12:50 PM): Spot: Nah. He probably already has detention.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:12:52 PM): Mush: I bet you David's a real freak. We just have to break his shell.
TAKILA0504 (6:14:22 PM): Race: I wonder how we can do that. If we creep him out he won't ever talk.
PolarSnuggles (6:14:31 PM): Spot: I already creep him out...
TAKILA0504 (6:14:43 PM): Race: Yeah, we know.
PolarSnuggles (6:14:59 PM): Spot: He walked right into it, I swear.
TAKILA0504 (6:15:19 PM): Race: Who did? What are you talking about?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:15:59 PM): Mush: Maybe we could just get him really, really drunk. And put on some rap music. And see what happens... I'm thinking 10 Things I Hate About You-esque table dance.
PolarSnuggles (6:16:16 PM): Spot: David. Try and keep up, Race. I saw him talking to Denton after class one day and I already knew they were fucking because I totally...never mind...and I started singing 'Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy...'
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:16:37 PM): Mush: How'd you figure out they were fucking?
PolarSnuggles (6:16:51 PM): Spot: Because I've seen it. Duh.
TAKILA0504 (6:16:59 PM): Race: Don't you ever look away?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:17:39 PM): Mush: Yeah, that would be my reaction. "Oh look, a teenage boy is boning a thirty-something teacher! Maybe I shouldn't watch."
PolarSnuggles (6:17:48 PM): Spot: I didn't know they were doing it when I walked in, douche bag. I strolled in all innocent to check on that book assignment and they were going at it on a desk. You think they'd at least lock the door
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:18:09 PM): Mush: Gross. Suddenly I'm not so hungry. Anybody want my sandwich?
TAKILA0504 (6:18:18 PM): Race: You, innocent? Ha ha! I laugh at that.
PolarSnuggles (6:18:34 PM): Spot: I'll pass. Now I have the mental image stuck back in my head*shoves Race* and shut up, Rocky Balboa.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:19:18 PM): Mush: God, all I'm going to be able to see for the rest of the day is Denton's bare ass. Someone shoot me. Please.
TAKILA0504 (6:19:21 PM): Race: *pushes back* I'll say what I want to say, thank you very much. Freedom of Speech.
PolarSnuggles (6:19:45 PM): Spot: You didn't have to actually see it. It was...actually, for a thirty-something guy, it wasn't that bad. Ewww but not that bad.
TAKILA0504 (6:19:47 PM): Race: Please don't remind me. I've got this detention with him.
PolarSnuggles (6:20:24 PM): Spot: Watch your penis although I think he's boning David exclusively.
TAKILA0504 (6:20:31 PM): Race: Maybe if I talk and cause disruption long enough, he'll kick me out and I'll have detention with Miss Larkson instead.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:21:09 PM): Mush: Yeah, but what if she tries to get into your pants? How're you going to talk your way outta that one? You know it's hard to say no to Medda.
PolarSnuggles (6:21:28 PM): Spot: Speaking from experience, Meyers?
TAKILA0504 (6:22:03 PM): Race: Even if she did get in my pants, I wouldn't get anything out of it...
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:22:06 PM): Mush: I... uh... um... hey, Spot! *smooch*
TAKILA0504 (6:22:45 PM): Race: *looks away disgustedly, muttering* Stop stealing my crush, will ya?
PolarSnuggles (6:22:54 PM): Spot: I have no problem with that.
TAKILA0504 (6:23:27 PM): Race: No, Spot. Look, I don't know how to put this...
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:23:52 PM): Mush: *eats sandwich while making googly-eyes at Spot*
TAKILA0504 (6:24:07 PM): Race: ireallylikeyouandwantyoutogooutwithme
PolarSnuggles (6:24:23 PM): Spot:...What?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:24:36 PM): Mush: *pouts with a mouthful of sandwich, which believe me, is hard to do.*
TAKILA0504 (6:24:41 PM): Race: I thought you knew...
PolarSnuggles (6:24:57 PM): Spot: Knew what? I didn't understand a word you just said?
TAKILA0504 (6:25:17 PM): Race: I like you. and I want you to go out with me.
PolarSnuggles (6:25:28 PM): Spot: Uh-huh...and how does that make you feel?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:25:33 PM): Mush: I guess I'll just have to go after Blink now.
TAKILA0504 (6:26:06 PM): Race: I'm sorry, Mush. Spot, quite honestly, I'd feel honored.
PolarSnuggles (6:26:39 PM): Spot: Honored? Wait...let me get this straight...no pun intended. Race wants to go out with me and Mush has reverse jungle fever for me, correct?
TAKILA0504 (6:26:56 PM): Race: that's right on my end.
PolarSnuggles (6:27:10 PM): Spot: Ooh, decisions decisions.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:27:30 PM): Mush: Wait. What? Do I have jungle fever for you or do you have jungle fever for me?
PolarSnuggles (6:28:02 PM): Spot: I have jungle fever for you and you have reverse jungle fever for me. But now Race likes me apparently. This is all very delicious...like that sandwich I wish I could still have.
TAKILA0504 (6:28:25 PM): Race: I could make you one. It'd get me out of detention.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:29:09 PM): Mush: There's still some sandwich left if you want it. You are more than welcome to my sandwich. But whose sandwich do you choose, Spot?
PolarSnuggles (6:29:42 PM): Spot:...um...Mush, what's on your sandwich?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:30:21 PM): Mush: Ham and cheese and lettuce and mustard and mayo and no crust.
TAKILA0504 (6:30:33 PM): Race: I could get ya some homemade lasagna if you want it
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:30:36 PM): Mush: And my undying love and affection.
PolarSnuggles (6:31:16 PM): Spot: Well....uh...this is all very difficult. Lasagna or a delcious already-here sammich...
TAKILA0504 (6:31:53 PM): Race: *pouts a little*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:32:09 PM): Mush: *offers half of sandwich*
TAKILA0504 (6:32:58 PM): Race: *randomly jumps up and kisses Spot on the lips*
PolarSnuggles (6:33:09 PM): Spot: O.O Wow...okay, guys, I know how this can be solved.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:33:16 PM): Mush: Rock paper scissors?
PolarSnuggles (6:33:26 PM): Spot: No. I'm going to quiz you both on me.
TAKILA0504 (6:33:34 PM): Race: ok
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:33:54 PM): Mush: Something tells me I'm going to lose.
PolarSnuggles (6:34:12 PM): Spot: What's my favorite color?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:34:23 PM): Mush: Pink?
TAKILA0504 (6:38:56 PM): Race: green
PolarSnuggles (6:38:56 PM): Spot: You're both wrong, it's red. What's my favorite movie?
TAKILA0504 (6:38:56 PM): Race: Velvet Goldmine
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:39:01 PM): Mush: The Breakfast Club.
PolarSnuggles (6:40:16 PM): Spot: Guess again, guys.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:40:25 PM): Mush: ...The Lost Boys?
TAKILA0504 (6:40:30 PM): Race: Newsies?
PolarSnuggles (6:40:59 PM): Spot: Point for the Mushy.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:41:35 PM): Mush: Sweet! *does Dean Portman dance*
PolarSnuggles (6:42:01 PM): Spot: Out of all the guys in Hollywood...who would I bang?
TAKILA0504 (6:42:22 PM): Race: All of them.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:42:27 PM): Mush: Aaron Lohr?
PolarSnuggles (6:42:57 PM): Spot*innocent whistle* Not all of them. But no, Mush...I don't know who that is. But if he looked like you...
TAKILA0504 (6:43:16 PM): Race: Christian Bale?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:43:24 PM): Mush: I hear he does, but can I... DAMMIT RACE THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
TAKILA0504 (6:43:40 PM): Race: Gotta be faster, Mushy.
PolarSnuggles (6:43:44 PM): Spot: Point for Racey. What's my favorite animal?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:43:50 PM): Mush: The okapi?
TAKILA0504 (6:44:04 PM): Race: polar bears
PolarSnuggles (6:46:49 PM): Spot: No. Think hodge-podge.
TAKILA0504 (6:46:49 PM): Race: a hedgehog?
PolarSnuggles (6:46:49 PM): Spot: No. Hodge-podge, not hedgehog.
TAKILA0504 (6:46:50 PM): Race: You confuse me, Conlon
PolarSnuggles (6:46:50 PM): Spot: If you really knew me, you'd get that. *sticks tongue out all temptingly snake-like*
TAKILA0504 (6:46:50 PM): Race: a cobra
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:46:59 PM): Mush: Hodge-podge... like the car commercial... PLATYPUS
PolarSnuggles (6:47:07 PM): Spot: Point for Mushy
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:47:16 PM): Mush: Haha! I'm totally winning.
TAKILA0504 (6:47:33 PM): Race: You know Spot'll just sleep around though, right?
PolarSnuggles (6:47:46 PM): Spot: Shut up. I'm not a slut.
TAKILA0504 (6:48:03 PM): Race: Right, I forgot.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:48:04 PM): Mush: Nobody sleeps around on me, I'm too pretty.
PolarSnuggles (6:48:25 PM): Spot: Okay...who is my favorite actor? Not to be confused with who I want to bang.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:48:56 PM): Mush: Uh... um... Kiefer Sutherland?
TAKILA0504 (6:48:59 PM): Race: hmm...
TAKILA0504 (6:49:15 PM): Race: David Moscow
PolarSnuggles (6:49:43 PM): Spot: Wrong and wrong. Think...may the force be with you. Silliest name in the galaxy...
TAKILA0504 (6:50:04 PM): Race: Ewan MacGregor?
PolarSnuggles (6:50:13 PM): Spot: Point for Racey.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:50:17 PM): Mush: Dammit, why is Layne such a slow typer! I mean, who's Layne?
TAKILA0504 (6:50:22 PM): ha!
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:50:54 PM): Mush: Okay, let's get on with this
PolarSnuggles (6:50:54 PM): Spot: Okay...what's my best subject?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:51:00 PM): Mush: Drama?
TAKILA0504 (6:51:11 PM): Race: Sex ed
PolarSnuggles (6:51:18 PM): Spot: That's everyone's best subject...and that's not a class, Race.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:51:20 PM): brb guys
TAKILA0504 (6:51:57 PM): Race: Oh... right. Um... what about Language?
PolarSnuggles (6:52:18 PM): Spot: I can barely pass English...
TAKILA0504 (6:52:35 PM): Race: I've never seen your report card.
PolarSnuggles (6:53:02 PM): (we must wait for Layne to return)
TAKILA0504 (6:53:14 PM): (i know)
PolarSnuggles (6:53:25 PM): Spot: Besides, it was a trick question. I have no best subject. I'm almost failing everything.
TAKILA0504 (6:53:53 PM): (hooray for pocky!)
PolarSnuggles (6:54:14 PM): (ewww pocky)
TAKILA0504 (6:54:27 PM): (don't like it?)
PolarSnuggles (6:54:37 PM): (that palpable?)
TAKILA0504 (6:54:59 PM): (I guess it isn't for everyone... a bunch of us here have a love of pocky)
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:55:09 PM): Mush: Trick questions aren't fair, Spot.
TAKILA0504 (6:55:20 PM): Race: Yeah, I agree
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:55:22 PM): (sorry, had to frost my cookies, you understand)
PolarSnuggles (6:56:07 PM): Spot: Okay, since that was a trick question...what's my favorite book?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:56:15 PM): Mush: Fight club
TAKILA0504 (6:56:20 PM): Race: Do you even read anything?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:56:45 PM): Mush: Yeah... actually, come to think of it, do you know how to read?
PolarSnuggles (6:56:51 PM): Spot: I read.
TAKILA0504 (6:57:05 PM): Race: See Spot Run.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:57:17 PM): Mush: Kid Blink Beats the World?
PolarSnuggles (6:57:27 PM): Spot: Shut up Race or I'm docking your point. And no, Mush. It's a thicker book.
TAKILA0504 (6:57:47 PM): Race: Sorry, man.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:58:00 PM): Mush: Peter Pan?
PolarSnuggles (6:58:19 PM): Spot: Point for Mushy. O.O How'd you know?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:58:28 PM): Mush: Telepathy?
PolarSnuggles (6:59:17 PM): Spot: Okay, last question. Um...who's my best friend in this school? Outside of you two.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:59:23 PM): Mush: Jack
tWeaK tHE NoRM (6:59:36 PM): Mush: Wait, no, yourself.
TAKILA0504 (6:59:57 PM): Race: sheesh
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:00:24 PM): Mush: Well, it's true!
PolarSnuggles (7:00:30 PM): Spot: Point for Mushy. I'll have the sandwich now.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:00:46 PM): Mush: Yay! Wait... the sandwich or the sandwich?
TAKILA0504 (7:00:52 PM): (omg i just had a shitfit! my favorite movie is just coming on abc family!)
PolarSnuggles (7:00:56 PM): Spot: Both.
PolarSnuggles (7:00:59 PM): (which movie?)
TAKILA0504 (7:01:15 PM): (willy wonka and the chocolate factory (the original one))
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:01:24 PM): (that movie is scary!)
TAKILA0504 (7:01:32 PM): (well, my favorite movie outside newsies of course)
PolarSnuggles (7:01:35 PM): (The new one is scary...the old one pwns)
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:01:55 PM): (I like the new one)
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:02:08 PM): Mush: *gives Spot his leftover half of a sandwich and a kiss*
PolarSnuggles (7:02:15 PM): (I have a vendetta against the new on on the grounds that Gene Wilder pwns all and should never be replaced)
TAKILA0504 (7:02:21 PM): (yes)
PolarSnuggles (7:02:32 PM): Spot: Sorry, Race. You'll find someone.*takes bite of sandwich*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:02:46 PM): (well, this is true, but... yeah. The new one makes me giggle)
TAKILA0504 (7:02:57 PM): Race: You suck. I think I actually might opt for going to detention now.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:03:08 PM): Mush: Aww, Race, don't be all sad.
PolarSnuggles (7:03:44 PM): Spot: Yeah. You'll find that one person who loves and respects and...*cracks up* Man, I can't say that with a straight face. Race, you'll find someone to fuck.
TAKILA0504 (7:04:03 PM): Race: *pouts* I want to fuck now!
PolarSnuggles (7:04:40 PM): Spot: At school? Who do you think you are, David? Besides, Jack probably has detention. Hit on him although you're a bit short for him.
TAKILA0504 (7:04:55 PM): Race: So're you
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:05:02 PM): Mush: Well, maybe Race is fortunate enough not to be short in all directions.
TAKILA0504 (7:05:13 PM): Race: Yeah, thanks Mush!
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:05:32 PM): Mush: Welcome. How's that sammich, Spot?
PolarSnuggles (7:05:41 PM): Spot: Deelish.
TAKILA0504 (7:05:55 PM): (ya know, in WWatCF, Charlie is a newsie too... of sorts)
PolarSnuggles (7:06:03 PM): (he is...)
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:06:04 PM): (omg he totally is!)
TAKILA0504 (7:06:10 PM): ^_^
PolarSnuggles (7:06:55 PM): Spot: I'm obviously not too short for Jack.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:07:10 PM): Mush: Hey. Jack doesn't matter right now.
PolarSnuggles (7:07:26 PM): Spot: Of course not. I have a boyfriend now. I'm a grown up!
TAKILA0504 (7:07:30 PM): (brb i need a drink)
TAKILA0504 (7:07:38 PM): Race: and what's that supposed to mean?
PolarSnuggles (7:08:08 PM): Spot: Meaning I'm finally mature enough to settle down with someone and date them exclusively without whoring around. Definition enough for you?
TAKILA0504 (7:08:23 PM): Race: Shut your trap, I'm not a whore.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:08:23 PM): Mush: *grins proudly, yawnstretcharmaroundSpot!*
TAKILA0504 (7:09:11 PM): Race: Maybe I'll see what Blink's up to after school
PolarSnuggles (7:09:38 PM): Spot: I was talking about myself. And go for Blink. He's a little hottie. Not bad in the sack either. *nestles into Mush*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:09:52 PM): Mush: You slept with Blink?
TAKILA0504 (7:09:57 PM): Race: You're making me sick. I want to spew right now.
PolarSnuggles (7:10:00 PM): Spot: Once.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:10:24 PM): Mush: Well, at least I'm not the only one who's slept with him. But seriously, Race, he's not half bad.
PolarSnuggles (7:11:08 PM): Spot: Race is just a scared virgin. Right, Race?
TAKILA0504 (7:11:25 PM): Race: *blushes*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:11:31 PM): Mush: Aww, he just needs to find twu wuv!
PolarSnuggles (7:12:02 PM): Spot: Yeah...then I wouldn't suggest Blink. He always just wants a lay.
TAKILA0504 (7:12:18 PM): Race: Srsly, you're making me sick, the two of you. I'm goin to skip Dentention and go eat some lasagna or something
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:12:36 PM): Mush: This is true. And I wouldn't recommend lasagna for nausea. Too many spices.
PolarSnuggles (7:12:36 PM): Spot: You're such a stereotype.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:13:17 PM): Mush: So Spot, wanna go fulfill your jungle fever in the locker room showers?
PolarSnuggles (7:14:22 PM): Spot: Definitely. Hey, Race. Be careful at detention just in case Denton decides he wants someone uncircumcized.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:15:02 PM): Mush: Well, he could be circumcized, there are Italian Jews.
TAKILA0504 (7:15:46 PM): Race: Why are you two discussing my dick? I'm still standing right in front of you
PolarSnuggles (7:15:47 PM): Spot: Nah. I've seen Race on Sundays when I used to go to church. You know *rolls eyes* before my skin started to singe when I went in. He's an ickle Catholic boy like me.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:16:41 PM): Mush: Awww. *ruffles Race's hair* Maybe that's why you're so uptight. Did Father Maloney touch you inappropriately, Race?
TAKILA0504 (7:17:04 PM): Race: Maybe.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:17:51 PM): Mush: You know, it's fairly common to repress such damaging memories.
TAKILA0504 (7:18:06 PM): Race: And you would know this how?
PolarSnuggles (7:18:08 PM): Spot: Yes. Like how I don't recall getting beaten up when I was little.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:18:34 PM): Mush: It's a proven medical scientific historic fact-thingie!
PolarSnuggles (7:18:49 PM): Spot: I love when he gets all...science-y.
TAKILA0504 (7:19:04 PM): just like the chupacabra, right Mush?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:19:24 PM): Mush: Oh, you just wait until I get into the theory of rela---CHUPACABRA WHERE?! *grabs camera*
PolarSnuggles (7:19:31 PM): Spot: O.O
TAKILA0504 (7:19:40 PM): Race: gotcha on that one!
TAKILA0504 (7:19:43 PM): *laughs*
PolarSnuggles (7:20:03 PM): Spot: The Chupacabra's only in Puerto Rico. Like the cocqui...and the Sharks...
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:21:10 PM): Mush: Here come the Jets like a bat outta hell...
PolarSnuggles (7:21:22 PM): Spot: Someone gets in our way, someone don't feel so well.
TAKILA0504 (7:21:35 PM): Race: *dances around a little*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:22:41 PM): Mush: Wow, this conversation has taken so many wrong turns.
PolarSnuggles (7:22:56 PM): Spot: I think this one is the most deranged. West Side Story?
TAKILA0504 (7:23:13 PM): Race: Yeah. I never should have professed my love. And don't knock West Side Story
PolarSnuggles (7:23:57 PM): Spot: I'd be fine if they weren't so fruity. And what's with the bit when Bernardo pulls out a knife and they zoom in like 'WOMG I HAVE A KNIFE!'?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:24:27 PM): Mush: They do what they want. Besides, Anita? She was pretty hot.
TAKILA0504 (7:24:37 PM): Race: It's just the dramatic lighting that makes the mood that way with the knife.
TAKILA0504 (7:24:52 PM): Race: I like Maria better. She got with the Italian guy.
PolarSnuggles (7:24:55 PM): Spot: Anita is hot. If I were straight, I'd bang her.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:25:31 PM): Mush: Yeah, but Race, Anita just oozes sex. Hell, I lyk teh p33n and I'd bang her anyway.
TAKILA0504 (7:25:59 PM): Race: she sings like a whore though
PolarSnuggles (7:26:09 PM): Spot: I know. She's so gorgeous. Maria's too skinny for me. Anita's like...whoa.
TAKILA0504 (7:26:27 PM): Race: She's too old for you
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:26:36 PM): Mush: Yeah but, that one song right before the rumble? So hot.
TAKILA0504 (7:26:57 PM): Race: Again I feel like i'm going to gag
PolarSnuggles (7:27:08 PM): Spot: Oh, I know. When she's rolling up her stockings and pulling them on. Niiice. 'Nardo was one lucky dude...until he died.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:27:26 PM): Mush: Don't be such a baby, Race. And yeah, the stocking thing was amazing.
TAKILA0504 (7:27:51 PM): Race: Why are you not siding with the italian people?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:28:29 PM): Mush: Uh, 'cuz Anita's hot, that's why?
TAKILA0504 (7:28:46 PM): Race: You're queer. Remember?
PolarSnuggles (7:29:03 PM): Spot: So? And every guy in that movie was a dog...except Baby John. He had a NICE ass.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:29:23 PM): Mush: Yeah. And besides, we're discussing a musical, remember?
PolarSnuggles (7:29:48 PM): Spot: Can't get any gayer than that.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:30:05 PM): Mush: It'sa true, Mario.
TAKILA0504 (7:30:22 PM): Race: Well, it's now or never for me. Guess I'll have to seize the Dave and suck up detention...
TAKILA0504 (7:30:26 PM): Wish me luck
PolarSnuggles (7:30:48 PM): Spot: Denton already is *cackles*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:31:21 PM): Mush: Hang onto your pants, Race!
TAKILA0504 (7:32:19 PM): Hardy har har. See you later, guys.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:32:33 PM): Mush: Bye!
PolarSnuggles (7:32:41 PM): Spot: Now we can make out!
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:32:48 PM): Mush: Shweet! *pounces*
PolarSnuggles (7:33:01 PM): Spot*starts kissing*
TAKILA0504 (7:33:06 PM): David: *walks down the hall and notices Spot and Mush* Hey Mush!
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:33:19 PM): Mush: *pulls away, grumble* ...hi Dave...
PolarSnuggles (7:33:23 PM): Spot: Damnit...hey Dave.
TAKILA0504 (7:33:37 PM): David: What's goin on?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:33:44 PM): Mush: Nothing, now that you're here.
PolarSnuggles (7:34:04 PM): Spot: Yeah. So you just get back from the English classroom?
TAKILA0504 (7:34:21 PM): David: Was I interrupting anything? I could always leave... I saw Race heading toward Denton's room... what's that all about?
TAKILA0504 (7:34:38 PM): And yes, I just got out of English.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:34:44 PM): Mush: Oh, I hear they've got this... thing... going on, Race and Denton.
TAKILA0504 (7:35:03 PM): What kind of... thing?
PolarSnuggles (7:35:12 PM): Spot: A thing. An affair, Dave.
TAKILA0504 (7:35:21 PM): David: What?!
PolarSnuggles (7:35:26 PM): Spot: Sex.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:35:32 PM): Mush: Lots and lots of man-boy sex.
TAKILA0504 (7:35:36 PM): David: That's... that's just outrageous!
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:35:47 PM): Mush: Yeah, I mean, who sleeps with their teachers?
TAKILA0504 (7:35:54 PM): Someone ought to tell Principal Pulitzer.
PolarSnuggles (7:35:57 PM): Spot: Very statutory.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:36:13 PM): Mush: You know, we should. Then Denton might get fired. And go to jail.
PolarSnuggles (7:36:35 PM): Spot: So Dave, have any boyfriends lately?
TAKILA0504 (7:36:49 PM): David: *rubs his nose a bit* Um, well, I'm still with Jack.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:36:59 PM): Mush: O rly?
PolarSnuggles (7:37:05 PM): Spot: Jack...now he's good in bed.
TAKILA0504 (7:37:16 PM): David: Yes, I know.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:37:38 PM): Mush: Thankfully, I don't know.
PolarSnuggles (7:37:50 PM): Spot: Seriously. A fucking animal. Of course, you know all abou that, Dave. Right?
TAKILA0504 (7:37:57 PM): David: Of course!
PolarSnuggles (7:38:45 PM): Spot: Man...anyway, how are things with you two?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:38:56 PM): Mush: Yes, Dave, how are things? Do tell.
TAKILA0504 (7:39:19 PM): David: Good, well, until he gets wasted and passes out.
TAKILA0504 (7:39:42 PM): Then I'm stuck alone at his place.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:39:45 PM): Mush: And then what happens?
PolarSnuggles (7:40:10 PM): Spot: He turns to someone more...mature.
TAKILA0504 (7:40:27 PM): David: What are you insinuating?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:40:58 PM): Mush: Insinuating? We insinuate nothing.
PolarSnuggles (7:41:18 PM): Spot: I never insinuate. Bad for my brain.
TAKILA0504 (7:41:22 PM): David: Sure you are. You're implying that I've got an older man.
TAKILA0504 (7:41:28 PM): Which I don't.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:42:13 PM): Mush: Where did you get that? THat's not what we were saying at all.
PolarSnuggles (7:42:38 PM): Spot: Riiight. Seriously, if I were you, I'd be happy with Jack. That boy's cock is a work of art. But I don't see why you're getting so defensive, Davey.
TAKILA0504 (7:43:21 PM): Why were you saying I went to someone more mature after Jack passes out? I just leave when he does that and try not to wake Les up.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:43:30 PM): Mush: Spot, you and I need to have sex so you'll stop talking about other guys' genitalia.
TAKILA0504 (7:43:54 PM): David: I love Jack. I wouldn't give him up for anything.
TAKILA0504 (7:43:57 PM): Or anyone
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:44:17 PM): Mush: Aww, how sweet. I think I have a cavity.
PolarSnuggles (7:44:23 PM): Spot: Diabetic, no?
TAKILA0504 (7:46:02 PM): David: Who's diabetic?
PolarSnuggles (7:46:25 PM): Spot: I think the sex has dulled your mind. And I thought scholar semen was supposed to make you smarter.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:46:50 PM): Mush: Well, that's only if it goes in through your... never mind.
TAKILA0504 (7:47:25 PM): David: You guys are so weird. I think I'll go see if Denton needs help with anything...
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:47:56 PM): Mush: I bet he does.
PolarSnuggles (7:48:17 PM): Spot:*singing* ...THIS GIRL IS HALF HIS AGE. DON'T STAND...DON'T STAND...DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME!
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:48:50 PM): Mush: *sings* HOT FOR TEACHER
PolarSnuggles (7:49:10 PM): Spot*switches to Mrs. Robinson*
PolarSnuggles (7:49:29 PM): Spot: Coo coo cachoo Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know...oh oh oh!
TAKILA0504 (7:49:32 PM): David: Will you guys shut it? There's nothing going on between me and Denton!
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:49:45 PM): Mush: Secret lovers, that's what we are...
PolarSnuggles (7:50:37 PM): Spot: Sometimes when we touch...the honesty's too much...
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:51:08 PM): Mush: And I have to close my eyes aaaaaaand hide...
TAKILA0504 (7:51:26 PM): David: You disgust me. *starts to walk away*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:51:53 PM): Mush: Man, Spot, no one wants to deal with us today.
PolarSnuggles (7:52:02 PM): Spot: I feel hurt. Oh, well. Let's bone.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:52:20 PM): Mush: Sounds good! Bathroom?
TAKILA0504 (7:52:26 PM): (i'm so confused now... who should i be?)
PolarSnuggles (7:52:43 PM): Spot: Bathroom!
PolarSnuggles (7:52:53 PM): (Ionno...I'm so helpful)
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:52:59 PM): (pick somebody... Jack!)
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:53:11 PM): Mush: *gets up and scurries to the boys' room*
TAKILA0504 (7:53:36 PM): Jack: *is already in the boys' room, smoking*
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:54:00 PM): Mush: *runs into Jack* Shit! Hey, Jack... dammit! Jack, why are you in here?
TAKILA0504 (7:54:27 PM): Jack: Cause I'm not in class, of course
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:54:55 PM): Mush: But... why? Why do you have to be right here, right now?
TAKILA0504 (7:55:18 PM): Jack: Because I know that you two want to fuck. I heard your whole conversation.
PolarSnuggles (7:55:51 PM): Spot*follows* Hey cowboy. Gettin' anyone to giddy'up for you? God, I love cowboy innuendos. So what's up?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:56:05 PM): Mush: *pouts* I wanted secks!
PolarSnuggles (7:56:25 PM): Spot: Come over to my house. My parents are out.
TAKILA0504 (7:56:35 PM): Jack: Nothin much. I was waiting for Davey... I thought he was done with English by now
TAKILA0504 (7:56:47 PM): Can't you wait to fuck til after school?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (7:57:16 PM): Mush: Well... no, not really. We still have half a day left.
PolarSnuggles (7:57:17 PM): Spot: Yeah...done with English. So Jack, keeping well?
TAKILA0504 (7:58:43 PM): Jack: Yeah
PolarSnuggles (7:59:16 PM): Spot: Miss me?*grins lascviciously*
TAKILA0504 (7:59:39 PM): Jack: Now that I've got Dave, no, not really.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (8:00:05 PM): Mush: *slinks into the corner, feels left out and as though he's about to get cast to the side*
TAKILA0504 (8:01:06 PM): Hey, Mush, have you seen Davey's sister lately? She's been hanging out a lot with that DeLancey jerk.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (8:01:38 PM): Mush: Yeah, I noticed that. Maybe they'll get married and have creepy little babies or something.
PolarSnuggles (8:01:58 PM): Spot: Don't change the subject. So how'd you and Dave start going out? You knock him up?
TAKILA0504 (8:01:58 PM): Jack: Ew. I'd hate to be related in any way to those apes
TAKILA0504 (8:02:28 PM): Jack: Does he look preggers yet, jackass? Of course not. I used my boyish charm to woo him!
tWeaK tHE NoRM (8:02:45 PM): Mush: I gave Spot a sandwich...
PolarSnuggles (8:02:57 PM): Spot: Of hotness*hugs Mush*
PolarSnuggles (8:03:10 PM): But did you show him your penis?
TAKILA0504 (8:03:28 PM): Jack: Of course. That's part of my charm.
PolarSnuggles (8:03:54 PM): Spot: Damn...and he didn't pass out? That's probably only the second one he's seen.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (8:03:59 PM): Mush: *hugs Spot* Do I have boyish charm?
TAKILA0504 (8:04:26 PM): He latched right onto it. How could anyone pass it up?
PolarSnuggles (8:04:38 PM): Spot: Yes.*kisses cheek* Well, he may be looking for someone smarter Jack.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (8:04:55 PM): Mush: Or more mature.
PolarSnuggles (8:05:02 PM): Spot: Or older.
TAKILA0504 (8:05:10 PM): Jack: I'm older than he is!
PolarSnuggles (8:05:17 PM): Spot: Older older.
tWeaK tHE NoRM (8:05:18 PM): Mush: Perhaps older.
TAKILA0504 (8:05:39 PM): Jack: What are you two getting at, besides each other?
PolarSnuggles (8:05:57 PM): Spot:*big eyes innocent face* Us? Getting at anything?
TAKILA0504 (8:06:24 PM): Jack: Yeah, punk. You know what I mean. What are you getting at?
tWeaK tHE NoRM (8:06:31 PM): Mush: Sometimes we speak before we think. *bats eyelashes* We aren't getting at anything, Jack.
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[User Picture]From: mononoke_lynn
2008-10-27 03:52 am (UTC)
Oh my hilarity!
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